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Spain X Reader- Do He Got Da Booty? (Quickie)

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(f/n)- Friend’s name   

A/N- Like, one cuss word. Oh, and also, this is like really short and quick and something that I just … threw up. No, not literally. XD

Btw, mes beautés means ‘my lovelies’ in French. Get used to it, because that’s what I call you guys~! *tackle hugs everyone* ;w;


    You and (f/n) were sitting next to each other in your class. Antonio, your best friend and crush, sat in the desk directly in front of you, which gave you a great view of his back.

    (F/n) had known about your crush on Toni since the beginning, which a lot of times she/he would always hint it to the very oblivious Spaniard. You found it hard to believe that Toni could seriously be that oblivious. She/he was practically screaming, “(NAME) LOVES YOU!”.

    Anyways, here you were, working quietly on an assignment that your teacher gave you. ‘Hand it in when you were done,’ she said, ‘it’s easier on all us.’ Yeah… Yeah right. Not everyone likes to get out of their chair and show off their butt to everyone. Though, you certainly did enjoy the view of Toni’s butt. Who didn’t? It was just perfect.

    Right, Toni stood up and started to walk up to the front. You and your friend leaned towards each other, watching his bottom.

    “Do he got da booty?” your friend asked, nudging you.

    “He doooo~!” you whispered back. Suddenly, Toni glanced at you over his shoulder with a bright red blush on his face. You turned back to your paper, an equally bright blush on your face. He flashed a pearly white smile at you and turned back to look at the teacher, who was currently looking at his paper. She dismissed him quickly, not even bothering to question why his face was as red as his precious tomatoes. He briskly walked back to his seat and sat down. He scribbled down something on a slip of paper and pretended to yawn and stretch, holding the flimsy paper in one hand. He let it drop out of his hand and flutter down to your desk. You subtly grabbed it and looked at it.

    You think I have a nice ass? was what was written down in neat writing. You wrote down a quick ‘maybe’ on the paper and slid it onto Toni’s shoulder. This was how you always passed notes. Sometimes, he would pretend to stretch and let go of the small slip of paper, or slide it onto his shoulder and pretend to scratch. You, on the other hand, would slide into his shoulder, whereas he would pretend to scratch. The teacher never noticed these subtle acts, but your friend always did, where she/he would giggle silently and wiggle her/his eyebrows.

    Another note fell onto your desk, still from Toni.

    Meet me outside of school today, K?


The rest is up to you, mes beautés!

This... This is... I just don't know, okay? XD Something that I just kind of threw up and BAM! Here it is.
I couldn't resist writing about Spain's perfect ass. //shot
I mean, come on! Lookatit! Plus, he's adorable. ^w^
*le wild giantass cockroach as appeared* *giantass cockrach uses crawl- successfully makes Shadow scream*
*insert high pitched screaming here* *runs around the house with muffled screaming* *tries to find the cockroach spray* SHIT! We don't have any cockraoch spray! *le giantass cockrach (No kidding here, that cockroach was motherfucking HUGE!) crawls towards Shadow (moi at your service if you did not know!)* *starts to hyperventilate* *grabs three shoes* I'M READY FOR WAR BITCH!

Now, if you'll excuse moi, the terrified moi has a war to finish with Mr. Le-Giantass-Cockroach. Care to join moi~?

On the side note, sorry if Spain (although I hardly did write his personality) is a little OOC. I can't say the same about your friend, cuz one, I probably don't know him/her and two, not everyone's the same!
Oh, and that preview picture was so HARD to find. Partly because I had to stop squealing like an idiot because of the overly sexiness of him, there were so MANY pairings of him and I just wanted him alone, and because every time I saw something funny I would stop and read it and then proceed to laugh my arse off. XD


Spain © Hetalia
You
© :iconadorablespainplz:
Your friend
© herself/himself
Preview pic © original artist. (I found it on Google images. If you know the artist, please tell me and I shall give proper credits and link back to the original picture.)
Story © Yours truly, moi~!

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I leave that screaming up to your imaginations... //dead because I was already bricked and shot so many times ;w;
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:iconrebelsavior121:
rebelsavior121 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2015
lol the funny thing is my friend maddie and my friend zac freaking say this whenever I get up in my graphics and game design class ( my friend zac likes to flirt with me alot along with him being clueless that I like him)
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:iconkitteh19:
Kitteh19 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2015  Student Digital Artist
He doooooo XD he SO got dat booty doe! :D nice story.
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:iconzefiaproductions:
ZefiaPROductions Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015  New member Student Traditional Artist
He Got DA Booty!
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:iconjuju956:
juju956 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Do he got da booty???
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:iconmydepictionoffiction:
MyDepictionOfFiction Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I DIED XD
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:iconfemdenmark92:
Femdenmark92 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2015
Hell yeah lol
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:iconbreazia:
Breazia Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Do he gotta booty? He dooooo~
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:iconpoetry-venting:
Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
DAMN DAT SPANISH ASS DO
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:iconsofaloafa:
Sofaloafa Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That was so much fun to read, it was AWESOME! 
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Insanity-Kitsune Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2014
Another thing... Because you know I'm all about dat bass!!
BTT:WHAT ABOUT OUR AMAZING BUTTS!?!?!?
Me:WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR BUTTS!? WE ALL KNOW THAT SPAIN'S BUTT IS DA BEST!! (XDDDDDDD)
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:iconinsanity-kitsune:
Insanity-Kitsune Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2014
O/////w/////O I am literally squealing over this fanfic right now... my mom thinks I'm crazy...
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:iconragexthexfurious:
ragexthexfurious Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
... He dooooo! He doooo got da booty!Big Fool Emoji-05 (Pervy Nosebleed) [V2] 
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:iconinsanity-kitsune:
Insanity-Kitsune Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2015
IKR?
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:iconragexthexfurious:
ragexthexfurious Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
huehuehue
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:iconinsanity-kitsune:
Insanity-Kitsune Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2015
>w<
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:iconragexthexfurious:
ragexthexfurious Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
HE GOT THAT BOOTY
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:iconinsanity-kitsune:
Insanity-Kitsune Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2015
YEP!*fangirls*
Prussia&France:WHAT ABOUT US!?
Me:...WE ALL KNOW THAT SPAIN HAS THE BOOTY
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:iconragexthexfurious:
ragexthexfurious Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Prushy and Francey pant's do too... but Spain has DA BOOTY!
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:iconinsanity-kitsune:
Insanity-Kitsune Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2015
IKR!? XD
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PeaksWasHere Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014
*sees title*
Damn strait he does...
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SkullFire666 Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2014  Student Writer
Is it bad that this actually happened to me once but with me and my bf..? Cause one day I kept asking him that until I finally said "He dooooo~!" And he got pissed off and chased me everywhere with everyone else, and me, laughing our asses off XD
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:iconinsanity-kitsune:
Insanity-Kitsune Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2014
Dat ish funneh!!!!
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iAllisonJonesIndiana Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oh my god... I would totally do that to Toni if I had the chance.
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:iconinsanity-kitsune:
Insanity-Kitsune Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2015
Me too!
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Tamy1976 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2014
Awesome storeehhhh!!!! Loved it!!! Oh, and I'd help you with war against Mr. Le-Giantass-Cockroach, but the only thing I'd do would be run around with the broom, squealing like a damaged fangirl with a terrible aim. But hey, the more the merrier, right? XD
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SpongebobsMoustache Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2014  Student Artist
Le rest is up to moi? 
Ohonhon~z
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:iconnachomzn:
NACHOMZN Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2014
dear lord


i just
Freddy Fazzbutt Emoticon thing  
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:iconinsanity-kitsune:
Insanity-Kitsune Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2014
OH.MEH.GAWD!!!! 0n0 RAPE FACE, RAPE FACE, RAPE FACE!!!!!!!
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:iconangeldynamite:
AngelDynamite Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Bahahah!!!!! My god, best. Story. Evah!!!

Friend-Do he got da booty?
"Me": he doooo~
IRL me: *dead from laughter *
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Michelle4288 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2014
I was looking for good ones to read and I saw this one and I just had to read it.
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ShadowRealm666 Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2014  Student Writer
Well, I'm glad you read it! ^^
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:iconmichelle4288:
Michelle4288 Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2014
Me too
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:iconblue-demon-hybrid:
Blue-Demon-Hybrid Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2014
:giggle: He do got the booty~ X3 
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:iconshadowrealm666:
ShadowRealm666 Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  Student Writer
He dooooo~ XD
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:iconkitsune-the-innocent:
kitsune-the-innocent Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2014  Student Digital Artist
omg this reminds me of 7th grade my guy teacher had a girly butt so when we were at lunch said "mr.davis got dat booty~" he walked passed right then and everyone busted out laughing i almost got caught one time i passed mr.davis in the hall and pinched his butt he turned around and said "who touched my butt?!" my friends busted out laughing good times~
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Insanity-Kitsune Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2014
XD DAYUM!!!!! Dat ish funneh! I just randomly hug all day guys at meh school and now they all hate me! :D
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:iconkitsune-the-innocent:
kitsune-the-innocent Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2014  Student Digital Artist
ohhhhh sounds like a plan lol
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:iconinsanity-kitsune:
Insanity-Kitsune Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2014
Yes!!! :D
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:iconkitsune-the-innocent:
kitsune-the-innocent Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2015  Student Digital Artist
one hugged back 0.0
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:iconinsanity-kitsune:
Insanity-Kitsune Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2015
^w^ well just how nice I am! *smiles*
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:iconkitsune-the-innocent:
kitsune-the-innocent Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2015  Student Digital Artist
*smiles back* he was a jock tho im a "emo" not something you see everyday
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:iconinsanity-kitsune:
Insanity-Kitsune Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2015
Yeah... I'm a little emo.... ^w^
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ShadowRealm666 Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2014  Student Writer
Omfg. X'D That's hilarious.
If I was brave enough to do that, I would. But sadly, it would be weird for him.
I mean, the teacher that I have that has a fine booty.
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kitsune-the-innocent Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2014  Student Digital Artist
teachers got dat booty i mean seriously i looked at mr.longs booty my friends smiled and said "he got dat boooooooooty" and like old times we busted out laughing 
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ShadowRealm666 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014  Student Writer
Pfft. XD
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:iconkitsune-the-innocent:
kitsune-the-innocent Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2014  Student Digital Artist
he did it to the princibal today he walked by i yelled "he got dat booooooooooty my friends laughed there arses off
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ShadowRealm666 Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  Student Writer
omf That's hilarious!
XD
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kitsune-the-innocent Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2014  Student Digital Artist
i got found out tho
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ShadowRealm666 Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2014  Student Writer
Oh, that's' too bad. What were the consequences?
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