Japan X Reader- Anime Pick Up Lines

A/N- Yep… you bet… XD

I couldn’t help myself and it kinda seems what Japan would do… KINDA.

Warning- Kinda dirty references here. X’D ...More like really. XD I regret nothing. Absolutely nothing. X'D

    Alfred was going over to Kiku’s for a surprise visit. Without even knocking or alerting Kiku to his presence, he entered Kiku’s Japanese styled house and stalked through the halls. Expecting nothing to be out of the ordinary, he was shocked when he heard two laughs, followed by a light masculine and Japanese accented voice.

    “Hai, Hai. Ret’s see… Ah, I’ve got one! ‘You’re the only dirty thing I rike.’ Can you guess?” A feminine chuckle bounced off the walls and entered Alfred’s ears as he stopped walking and listened in on the conversation. Was that really Kiku that just said that?!

    “Levi from Attack on Titan?”

    “Hai!”

    “Okay. I’ve got one. ‘Be my other half.’” Alfred’s sky blue eyes widened; that voice belonged to (Name), a shy, quiet girl who would never say those type of things. (Name) was very close to Kiku, as they were best friends.

    “Marco?”

    “Yep!”

    “Arright, ret’s see… This one is rearly dirty,” Kiku chuckled, causing a sweet ‘go on’ from the female. “Hai. ‘You can touch my pokebarls anytime.’” Alfred nearly choked, and if possible, his eyes widened even more. His jaw dropped to the floor in utter disbelief! Apparently, Kiku was not who he seemed.

    The two close friends erupted in laughter, ignoring the presence of the American dying on the inside.

    “O-oh god, Kiku! I didn’t know ya had it in ya!” she laughed. Kiku managed to recover his breath from his laughter, watching as the female gasped for breath herself.

    “Yeah..”

    “Alright, alright. Pokemon… ‘I can dominate you in more than just pokebattles.’” The pair erupted in laughter once more, barely getting breath as their sides and lungs hurt. Alfred was pale, and he felt like he was going to faint. These two really were dirtier than they were thought to be.

    “What about The Rast Airbender?” Although the horror-struck American could not see her, she nodded her head vigorously. “‘I’m going to boomer-BANG you tonight.’” The two laughed on for a couple of minutes before recovering.

    “I love that one! My turn. I suppose I’ll do another Attack on Titan one! ‘I wanna Jaeger my Titan into Wall Maria.’” The two roared with boisterous laughter once more, unable to recover from their fits of laughter. Alfred leaned against the wall for support, unable to control his thoughts.

    “‘I’m rike a potato; you can do me any way you rike,’” Kiku breathed, wiggling his eyebrows suggestively. Alfred slid down to the floor quietly, putting his hand to his chest. He felt like he was having a heart attack. Meanwhile, the (Nationality) and Japanese were laughing, practically rolling on the floor.

    “O-okay, okay. ‘Your name must be Asura because I’m madly in love with you,’” (Name)’s voice whispered, barely reaching Alfred’s ears. Alfred finally got enough courage to peek around the corner, only to see (Name) and Kiku making out. With a small thud, the American’s body fell limp on the floor, currently uncoscious.

    That didn’t distract the two lovers making out though.